Nonsense, Poopy Pants!

*WARNING* Reader discretion is advised. Content may not be suitable for those with weak stomachs!

After we got home from church today, I changed Taylor's clothes and let her crawl around on the floor and play for a while. After a few minutes, I noticed that she had a poopy diaper (her 3rd one of the day), so I went to change her diaper. I pulled off her pants, which she usually likes to play with while I'm changing her diaper. I undo her diaper, and well, her poop wasn't as formed as it usually is. It was a little loose, so needless to say, it was all over her bottom. Well, she apparently thought it would be fun to throw her pants into her poop, so I quickly grab the pants, but then, she sticks her hands down there and gets poop on her hands. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then goes to stick her hands in her mouth, so I try to grab her hands, and she starts kicking her legs and feet, getting poop everywhere, so naturally, I yell... "JARED! HELP!" Jared comes running in the room, and he has to help hold her down while I wipe her down literally from head to toe and clean off the changing table. It was quite disgusting.

Later on, as we tried to put Taylor to sleep, she decided to fight it as she usually does, so I just laid her in her crib and decided to let her just cry herself to sleep. Well, after a few minutes, she started getting pretty worked up, and I was going to go check on her, but Jared said to give her a few more minutes, and if she didn't fall asleep, then he would go get her. Well, then, we hear her coughing like she is choking like she sometimes does when she is crying pretty hard, so I told Jared to go check on her just in case she spit up. Jared walks in the room and says, "Debbie, come here...." I go in the room, and sure enough, she has thrown up ALL OVER her sheets and pajamas, and apparently, she rubbed her face in it, too, because it was all over the side of her face. We gave her some cereal with some carrots mixed in before she went to bed, so her throw up was bright orange. Huge clean up #2. We changed the sheets and her pajamas and cleaned off her face, and then Jared was finally able to get her to go to sleep. You know, I absolutely love when Taylor just sweetly falls asleep in my arms (or Jared's). I just find it very comforting- for me and for her. It just breaks my heart to have to let her cry herself to sleep sometimes, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Otherwise, they might never sleep!

Kids definitely make your life interesting, and I am sure I will have lots of interesting, funny, disgusting, etc. stories to tell in the future! What a messy day!